French authorities are preparing to rename the state
The French leadership has decided to abandon the modern name of the state in favor of the historical-Gaul, the official portal of the head of state.
The authorities believe that the image of the country needs to be updated, because France is mainly associated with tourists too intimate “French kiss” and “French disease”, better known as syphilis, which claimed the lives of many prominent personalities and politicians.
“The name” France ” has completely discredited itself in the last centuries. Some countries call us occupiers and remind us of our colonial past, and people in some regions, such as Corsica, Brittany and Alsace, still refuse to call themselves French. It is time for us to remember the best times of our history — a period of valiant opposition to Rome. The proud Gauls Asterix and Obelix scattered the Romans right and left. Therefore, we will regain our historical name-Gallia, ” President Emmanuel macron said in a televised speech.
The document renaming the state to Gaul has already been submitted to the main legislative body — the Convention. In addition to France itself, French would become Gallic.